Okay, so I know that I'm new to this, and I should probably start off with a nice greeting to get things going, but this was too good to pass up.
Get this! It's Monday morning, and I'm on my way to work.( Nothing special I do this every Monday) So I'm listening to the radio as I drive, and they're having listeners call in with any problems or issues that they need help with. As usual, people call in with problems about their kids not obeying them, their husbands cheating on them, how much they hate their job, all your basic complaints, exept one...
RADIO STATION: Hey, what can we do for you?
CALLER: Yea, I have a problem, and I need your help.
RADIO STATION: Okay, shoot!
CALLER: Uh yea, my name is Rebecca, I'm 35, and I'm a compulsive booger eater.
RADIO STATION: :::silence:::
WTF?!